December 2011
163 posts
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me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Dec 31st
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How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
What I actually look like:
Dec 31st
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I fell off a 50ft ladder today!
thank goodness i was only on the bottom step
Dec 31st
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The awkward moment when you hold the door for...
they’re like and you just look at them like ” aren’t you going to say thank you” and then you’re just like
Dec 31st
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When my Mom tells me to take a picture when i... →
Dec 31st
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That annoying moment when your parents rush you to...
Dec 30th
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Re-blog if you have never 'planked'
ive planked on my bed… but i dont think that counts
Dec 30th
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FACT
On your keyboard: On another keyboard:
Dec 30th
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"No chewing gum in class"
I cant be tamed.
Dec 30th
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Rich people food:
Poor people food: Feels so good to be poor :D
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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When you're with your best friend and you see the...
‘well, well, well, look who we’ve got here..’
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?” -Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
Dec 24th
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I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.
Dec 24th
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some bitch: your favorite band sucks
15 minutes later
cop: so she fell down the stairs..?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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